Two childhood friends are pro athletes of a national sport called BASEketball, a hybrid of baseball and basketball, and must deal with a greedy businessman scheming against their team.

• “BASEketball's effort and energy pay off with surprisingly abundant laughs and a few admirable shocks.” – Stephen Thompson, The AV Club
• “... funny, gleefully offensive spoof of professional sports.” - Stephen Holden, New York Times
• “Sick, twisted, and very funny, Parker and Stone have arrived. Again.” - Marc Savlov, Austin Chronicle