Sandy, a young photographer, accompanied by his three beautiful models, sets out to shoot a series of pictures at his ancestors vampire castle. The four, captivated by the eerie nature and strange ornaments of the ancient dwelling, abandon their original plan to market the nude photographs and decide instead to convert the castle into a hip vampire disco. Their plan runs into snags when Boris, the sinister caretaker, attempts to keep the castle quiet and peaceful for it's subterranean tenants, Count Dracula and Countess Olivia. Their plans are further complicated when a local high school teacher complains to the authorities that the new generation is turning the building into a porn shack.