Wayne Gretzky (Adam Johnson) is a vampire with fangs that won%E2%80%99t grow. %C2%A0His %E2%80%9Cimpotence%E2%80%9D began when he inadvertently killed Mary, the love of his life, 300 years ago. %C2%A0To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history %E2%80 who better than a guy who%E2%80%99s been around for centuries? %C2%A0Attempting to regain his full vampire powers, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). %C2%A0But nothing works%E2%80%A6that is until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller (Julie Gonzalo) %E2%80 a dead ringer for his beloved Mary. %C2%A0They begin to have an affair, which quickly goes south when he accidentally turns Chris into a vampire and she becomes hell-bent on sucking every frat boy on campus dry! %C2%A0Now, as she leaves a bloody trail of destruction across campus %E2%80 converting a sorority house full of co-eds including the irresistible Samantha (Alexis Knapp) to her vampire legion %E2%80 Wayne is faced with the task of stopping her before they kill the entire student body!